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“I laugh each time men say they don't understand women 💅 How can you understand what was created when you were asleep?🥴🥴🥴🤔🤔“                                                 – Unknown
“If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else.”                                – Ann Landers
“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” – Albert Einstein
“DSTV should explain to us why they placed NIGERIAN TELEVISION AUTHORITY (NTA) on channel 419?🥴🥴🥴🤔🤔"                                                                                                                                                                                                               – Frustrated Nigerian Customer
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes!🥴🥴🥴🤔🤔                                                                                                                                                                                                 – Unknown
“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.”                 – Albert Einstein

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